TORONTO — A massive explosion happened at King Isaac's Throne around noon today, claiming three casualties.
According to King Isaac's spokesperson, Servant #1 Mommy discovered the silent but deadly explosion just before His Majesty's royal lunch. His Majesty was wearing his "Go Fetch" onesies, a yellow "chicken" sleeper, and a non-descript bib. He also had two "rabbit ears" and a blanket on him at the time of the explosion. Both the onesies and the sleeper, along with the pad of the throne, were among the casualties.
King Isaac was reportedly unfazed by the explosion, despite His whole right thigh being affected.
Mommy was having lunch at the time of the explosion. While she noticed an explosion might have happened, she was not aware of the severity of the event until she was about to serve lunch to His Majesty.
Mommy immediate removed King Isaac from the crime scene and began the clean-up at the changing table. After cleaning His Majesty, Mommy moved King Isaac from the changing table, which has since become the secondary affected area, and put clean clothes onto King Isaac.
"This has been one of the worse blowouts I have ever seen," quoted Mommy, "it's fortunate King Isaac was not complaining about the ordeal."
As of writing time, Servant #2 Daddy and Servant #3 Grandma were not yet notified.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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News update:
Upon hearing the news, Servant #2 recalls a smaller explosion incident the night before.
"Right after servant #1 is done with her shift at 11pm, I went for a diaper change for the King," says servant #2. "Just after the change was finished, a series of loud explosions occured, about a dozen of them. It turns out that it was mostly tear-gas, but some SHIT (Semi-Hydrogenated Improvised Thermo-organics) was found. During the immiment second diaper change, a real explosion occurred."
"Fortunately, most of the SHIT was received by the old diaper underlying the King's bottom, even though some were overflown to the towel at the changing table, the only casualty of the incident."
It was also reported that King Isaac, who had been in an irritated mood, finally slept well throughout the night after the incident. Hail to the King!
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